So, you wanna upload videos do yah?

We are the elite of the Funny Video world. Only a select few get to join our ranks, and even then they have to earn thier way. If you want to be a FIlthy Bastard you better have what it takes! Okay that's mostly bullshit, but you get the idea. We want contributing members that post often and good stuff. So if you got this far read on, these are the prerequisites you need to know:

1 - First of all you must be over the age of 13. It is true we are discriminatory and select mostly those over the age of 20, but we also recognize that some of us old folks can't operate these fancy Compooters well enough to find free porn on the internets, let alone download funny videos and miraculously upload them to this site. Also no gypsies or Nauran people allowed, especially gypsies.

2 - Secondly you must have some videos to share. We suggest you send us your best one with your application.

3 - Third you must contribute regularly to the site. You are being watched and the membership is probationary. If you submit crap videos, cheat the numbers to win prizes, or otherwise piss off the FunnyFilth gods we will smote you. Sometimes for no reason at all, remember we are an exclusive club, just like the boy scouts.

4 - Fourth you must have a sense of humor, if you are in any way offended by this page (for instance if you really are Nauruan or a Gypsy) or cannot handle videos with semi nude teenage girls in the sexy category, than this is not the ultra-exclusive club for you. I am sure the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints would be happy to have you.

5 - Fiveth, you must agree to the terms of service and privacy policy. We know it's gay (we mean happy), but please review it. You may want to keep your soul after all. But hey if you're reading this, you already technically agreed. Sorry 'bout that, we just really want your souls.

6 - Lastly you have to apply. This is where on most of the shitty sites out there you would fill out a form and try and decipher some weird images that claims to be a word or a number. We prefer the human approach. Send us a picture of your breasts (optional but preferred), a brief description of you (FFS keep it brief, we don't really care), why you should be selected to join our ultra-exclusive club, and your best video which will probably post even if we don't like you.

By all means take the probable chance of rejection personally, we prefer it that way, and yes we probably all are a bunch of assholes. Whatever the case it can, and probably will, only hurt your feelings to try. Send your application to the only email address that matters:

funny@funnyfilth.com

Cheers,

The FunnyFilth Team